My flier program is quite simple.

1) you are holding a flyer (alternative spelling "flier" by the way). Why? because I gave you one, we're buds, pals, friends, family, fellow dwellers of this endlessly rotating sphere, ok ok ok....

2) you have looked at my schedule.

3) You have decided it's a good idea to get with some of your friends, our friends, and go to one of those performances.

4) You bring with you the flier as indicated (did you notice I used the alternative spelling of "Flyer" there?), anyways.

5) Preferred things for you to do with the flier at the performance(s):
  • wave the flier around like a crazed lunatic giving a pirate's ARRRR! (clapping is for the weak!)

  • write bold statements on the back of it trying to make me screw up (waitstaff may have a marker for you to use)

  • write that hottie that you met's name and number on it (hopefully you don't find out later it's not an active number)

  • write your name and email address on the back of the flier and send it up to me and i'll add you to my email list so you can receive updates monthly. : )

  • write a testimonial about me and/or the venue on the back with your first name hoping I will post it on my site somewhere. I can't pay for the testimonial but I sure do like to read them!

6) Preferred things to do with the flier after the performance(s):
  • take it home with you because it has a phone number on it; OR

  • take it to work with you the next morning and post it in the break-room; OR

  • Ask for another one because you sent the one you had back up to me with your email address and/or testimonial on it; OR

  • take it home with you because you didn't add my internet site to your favorite places yet; OR

  • dispose of it in an environmentally friendly manner.
Help me out if you would:
Where did you get the flier?


What city did you receive it in:

Have you ever been to a performance?


Do you plan on going to one (if so, which one)?


(Thank you for helping me! And remember to bring it to a performance!)

Oh, will you post the flier at your work or place of business!? (if so then you don't need to bring it to a performance! hehe)...
Oh, and that's all there is to Jon Gen's Flyer Program! Hope to see you soon!